Downloaded music. Now there’s a moral quandary, a thought experiment for our times. Consider the system: I download a song, listen to it and enjoy it. I harm no-one else, nor deprive them of any opportunities, yet this is an immoral action. Confusing, no? As we all know, the argument is that if everyone got their music for free, the artists wouldn’t have any reason to make more, which Would Be Bad. Ah, well. Bang goes that nice sharing idea someone had. Guess we’ll all have to keep trudging into Virgin Megastore and handing over a tenner an album after all. But wait! We don’t have to do that, because that argument makes as much sense as my face.